Dexter Procter the 10-Year-Old Doctor

Venture through the world of Dexter, the 10-yr old child prodigy!He learnt to speak at the age of 12 min old! By the age of 5 months Procter Jr. can already solve crosswords faster than adult! What can’t he do! Well, actually-can he solve the mystery of the *cough* “teachers who have serious flatulence ”- ok, fine. Why are all the teachers farting and pooping their pants so hard it looks like they’re pouring chocolate cake down their pants? If that sounds weird and disgusting - stop reading this. If it sounds AMAZINGLY weird and disgusting - read on! No, I don’t mean the book review. I mean the book! Stop reading. I said stop! Oh well. If you’re not going to read the book and keep reading this review, then your loss. Shoo! Actually, don’t shoo. Mr. Adam Kay here has actually another 5 BUMTASTIC books! Please read these too. Now shoo! Get out of here! SHOO!!